(Holiday music) Right before Christmas,
a good guy in red, is coming to theaters,
with his new sidekick, Fred.
Why am I here?!
You're in a PG-13 version of Deadpool,
filtered through the prism of child like innocence.
-I'm a grown man! -And nobody does child like
innocence like you Fred! Nobody!
I need you, almost as much as you need me.
I don't need you, at all!
You need me, to untie you, once we're done.
(Holiday music)
Boop!
Hi!
I loved your work in Up!
I'm sorry?
Don't get too attached.
Kinda prefer Marvel movies.
We are Marvel.
Yeah, but you're you know, Marvel licensed by FOX.
-It's like if The Beatles were produced by Nickleback.
It's music, but it sucks!
(Shocked inhale)
You were nicer as a kid!
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